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- TheLittlerich
21:03: 30 seconds in... Ex housemate Brian has been picked to host... I guess Davina has had enough of this crap as well then!?
21:05: Designer furniture, state of the art Gym, sauna... Nice!
SPECULATE NO LONGER... Here are the housemates:
Housemate no. 1:
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Well, she seems like an obvious choice - maybe she could set the record straight in BB... or make a complete arse of herself!
21:07 LOL at least she admits she will get on her tits!
21:08 JAN: What is she wearing? What has she done to her hair?!
21:09: Kerry entering the house to cheers and an excited crowd! She is crapping herself as she's walking down the stairs!
21:11: Housemate No.2:
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Described as a nice slice of American Pie.
I didn't think she would be the sort of celeb who needs to re-kick-start her career... I guess so.
21:12 Tara has just got married! Is this her Honeymoon?
When asked if she's a party girl, she replied "Lets just put it this way, I'm a very fun girl!"
21:14 LOL @ Tara Reid not understanding Kerry's name!
21:15 Adverts.
21:19 We're back! Housemate number 3 is coming!
21:20 A bare knuckle fighter is up next...
Housemate No.3:
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A full of himself, irish bare knuckle fighter is next into the house.
I don't know who he is, and have never heard of him. Hopefully he'll get a big annoyed and hit someone in the house!
He say's he is "here to have some fun". He wants to make his community proud!
LOL @ Tara - can't understand either Kerry nor Paddy!
Housemate No.4:
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(Some girl from "The Only way is Essex".)
NEVER heard of her. I've only just about heard of TOWIE.
Don't know anything about her!
Brian to Amy: Have you Vajazzled yourself tonight?! Isn't that a bit personal, isn't it!?
Amy is up for a BB romance?
She looks like a WAG wannabe... Oh Great!*sighs*
Amy doesn't look very comfortable in the house yet.
21:30 - More adverts, but to recap we have in the house an essex girl, a fighting traveller, a US Starlet and a former kitten. Can this line up get any better? Probably!
21:34: Back to Brian. Introducing Housemate 5:
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(Known as Mr Papparazzi)
The annoying australian who has created a nightmare for every celeb out there is next into the house.
He's just admitted snapping Kerry Katona - will this be a major fight in the making?! Oh I hope so!
Darryn is looking for mental stimulation. No chance with the housemates so far!
21:38: Darren has entered the house looking like a cartoon character!
Kerry has just recognised him! "Oh, I know who you are! Mr Paparazzi!"
Housemate No.6:
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She is going in because she wants to rebel against the stuffy rules she should abide by because she's married to the Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow.
She doesn't take orders from her hubby, and seems to want to "stir it up a bit"
21:44 Sally has been in the house about 2 minutes and already seems to be mumsy one of the group.
I think if there is any scraps in the house, she will cause the bitch fights...
21:50: Introducing Housemate 7:
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He was from Coronation Street.
He is excited about being able to fart and pick his nose while people watch.
21:52 Aww! His mum packed his suitcase for him! What a big kid!
Is looking for a BB romance - someone col and have fun with.
He "won't be a boring housemate and promises to make things happen". I will be made to switch off!
Hmmm... I think Amy and Lucien might be interested in each other... Could they get it on?!
All Tara is on about is the bloody door not opening!
21:55: Housemate 8:
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Not the Baywatch Pamela we were all expecting, but ex wife of David Hasslehoff!
I must admit I thought she was some nut case who was trying to combine Pamela Anderson and David Hasslehoff, but no, she is a person in her own right!
21:59 Brian is winding her up because she's "a clean freak".
22:00 An hour into the show and we have 8 housemates in the house... How many more will be going in?
22:00 Pamela is impressed with Darryn's hair! She said she just styled her bird's hair like it! (I think... )
2 More housemates to go in... Who will they be?
22:06: The last 2 housemates are being introduced..
Housemate No. 9:
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Levi model who fell into modeling by accident.
He is single and wants to have fun.
Not ruling out a BB romance.
22:08 He thinks BB has a house full of beautiful women inside... I think he will be interested in a few of them (Tara and Amy, I'm guessing...)
22:10 Bobby has introduced himself and ended up being ignored... Although Amy seems to like him!
22:10 Housemate(s) no 10/11:
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Oh NO! I knew it couldn't last...
22:12 John (or is it Edward) claims peoiple only find them annoying because they have "so much love to give". I think they will find many people will get very annoyed of them VERY quickly!
Wow! Wearing a Tiger outfit and panda shoes they look like complete t*ats! They have packed identical clothes made by their fans, and have had to live on £20 a week...
22:14 They enter the house. Everyone knows who they are, and all the rest of the housemates seem to be happy to see them...
Personally I want Paddy to take them both out with one punch!
Tara wanted to know how to tell them apart. There is a bit of a height difference between them and one of them has a scar on his lip... I still can't tell them apart!
22:15 Brian has announced that Big Brother has a surprise in store... Could it be...? A public assassination of Jedward?! I await and watch the adverts in anticipation!
22:21: Brian recaps the line up: People BOO with Jedward is announced.
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"This is Big Brother, will one housemate come to the diary room?"
Kerry Katona has gone to the diary room... and has been told she needs become the biggest celebrity diva ever!
First challenge: throw a celebrity tantrum. REALLY kick off!
Tomorrow: Your housemates must choose you as the biggest diva in the house.
Kerry has been given half an hour to throw a tantrum! Should be good!
Coming out of the diary room, she throws the folder Big Brother has given her, fobbing it off as a welcome pack...
"It's just a welcome pack! It's just a welcome pack!"
Do you think she'll be able to throw a major tantrum? Leave your thoughts in my comments box!
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